Stadium food is already bad enough

by distracted6

44 Comments

  1. ReleventReference

    No wonder Plankton’s restaurant is failing.

  2. EvisceratedSpinster

    I thought the freeze dried strawberries were hotdog slices until I read the list of what is in that bucket of doom

  3. IAteSushiToday

    And to think an idiot would pay a pretty hefty fee to eat that.

  4. Puzzleheaded-Dog1872

    I would eat it….the only mistake being why buttery popcorn?

  5. Ugh, I’m going to see them on Tuesday. 99% chance my wife will want this 😅

  6. hockeyrabbit

    Is it bad that I’d devour this in a heartbeat?

  7. Witty_Bar_9374

    What are you talkin about – That’s an Oppenheimer!

  8. NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

    This isn’t that bad. It all works together.

  9. Other-Ad-8510

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  10. Express_Area_8359

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  11. Ordinary_Hall_9053

    Damn that actually sounds good. Probably belongs more in the stoner food sub

  12. FamFamFigelow

    Does it come with a box of wet wipes as well?

  13. frankybling

    I don’t drink anymore and I would happily pay the premium price to put this into my face

  14. mrweatherbeef

    I used to live in San Jose. The Shark Tank, where the Sharks play, has a reputation in some circles for being in league with the occult. Reportedly, their rule against ties being worn at playoff games, for example, was drafted by demons.

    tl;dr – Demons probably are behind this

  15. saveyboy

    What is red chocolate? Some sort of chocolate brand or is it’s just red.

  16. Poo_Poo_La_Foo

    Only in America could they sell literal *buckets* of “chum” and people will both buy and eat it. 🫣

  17. mr_diggory

    Good old Aramark. They got the food contract for our county jail in the middle of my time there, and their food was a whole new level of processed the Sixers couldn’t even compete with. Truly abominable.

  18. CylonSandhill

    I thought it was chicken wings not strawberry pieces

  19. KillahB1036

    At this point they should just use left over food

  20. Isn’t this just a modified version of trail mix?

  21. Early-Weekend-2557

    Comes with a 44 oz serving of insulin

  22. I’m at an AHL game right now (break between periods) and would go for that.

  23. Damn some of yall need help in here. If you think that sounds good your palette is shot :c

  24. gitismatt

    ive seen a bunch of different stadiums doing these kinds of things so I think at this point they’re just trying to outdo each other

    the only one I am interested in is the Phillies 9-9-9 box. you get 9 small hotdogs and nine small beers and you consume one of each during each inning

  25. NiobiumThorn

    The little aramark spoon is really the cherry on top

    If you don’t know who they are, they’re the guys who supply school lunches and prison food. Generally they are considered among the lowest quality retailers, but also the cheapest. Many bulk discounts for corn-based food of questionable origin

  26. Hippobu2

    It sounds normal?

    Idk, I hate sweet popcorn, but this seems a lot like the combos I see with popcorn in a lot of places. It’s probably bad, but it’s not out of the ordinary imho.

  27. CriticalMochaccino

    The point of stadium food is not for health. The way I see stadium food is if I’m in a position to eat stadium food then I’m probably in a situation where I’m taking a cheat day to what ever diet I have planned, because being in a stadium means I’m attending a special event for my own pleasure. So when I go to a stadium I’m looking at what would taste good, and any positive or negative health consequences I may get from it would be entirely coincidental.

    That being said, I don’t think all these flavors mesh together too well…. I’d still consider buying it if I could split it with someone else because of how overpriced stadium food can be.

  28. Avgshitposting

    Man I wish some of these kids just stopped getting older lol

  29. purpleblah2

    The enslopification of food

    they even included a trowel so you can shovel it into your little piggy snout

  30. ElectricPenguin6712

    You’ll be chumming all right 🤮

  31. IceCoughy

    I’ll check it out and let y’all know when I go to a game